Henrik Kronborg
12-13-2002, 03:16 AM
Saw this and thought it was fun:
> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
>pulse?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
>the autopsy?
> A: No.
> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
>law somewhere.
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> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
>pulse?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
>the autopsy?
> A: No.
> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
>law somewhere.
Find more here: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/journaling/courtroom.html